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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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