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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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