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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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