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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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