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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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