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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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