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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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