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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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