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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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