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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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