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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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