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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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