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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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