Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.