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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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