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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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