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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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