Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.