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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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