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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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