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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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