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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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