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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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