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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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