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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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