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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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