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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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