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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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