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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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