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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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