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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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