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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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