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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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