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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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