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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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