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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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