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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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