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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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