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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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