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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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