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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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