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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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