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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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