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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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