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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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