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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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