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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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