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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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