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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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