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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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