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Pet death
My
son
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Loki
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
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