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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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