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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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