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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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