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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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