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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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