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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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