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Pet death

My son had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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